Hi! My name is Linda, and I’m *mumble* years old. I’ve just recently earned my Master of Library and Information Studies (MLIS) degree, and embarked on a new career when the pension from my first one was already old enough to drink nearly everywhere in North America. This was scary, but it has so far been a success. I have a great relationship with my parents, who have each been married to the other for over 50 years. This may all change if (when?) they discover this website. I suspect Mom will be horrified; not entirely sure how Dad will react. Let’s hope we never find out, shall we?