Two garbage bags later, and I have a freezer again! w00t! I also learned that even when things are frozen, they can still smell funny. Add to that the interesting lesson that, while you can wash a working freezer, it’s a bit of a chore trying to chip the frozen dirty water off the bottom. Go fig. You think I’d have seen that one coming, but no. I did discover that salt water freezes more slowly, especially if it’s hot to start with, so I’ll recommend that for anyone tackling a dirty freezer. Use hot salty water, and move FAST!!